So apparently, there is a demographic on the Internet filled with mothers who feel the need to blog about their lives, children, makeup, bags, breast feeding, medicine, diapers etc. on a daily basis. Some of these women are probably helpful to some people, but most of them are attention whores typing out the length of their right nipple after the baby has finished sucking upon it. In honor of the douche bag mommy bloggers out there, I have written a terrible joke. Enjoy, and leave your own jokes, or whatever the fuck you would like to say.
How many mommy bloggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. 1 To screw in the light bulb, 1 to blog about it, and another to watch her children.
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ayana
October 7, 2009
Actually I laughed at your bad joke…it tickled me pink
Veener
November 7, 2009
Soooo.. you’re not an attention whore? All bloggers are attention whores. Maybe if your mommy blogged about how to raise you properly you wouldn’t have the need to write a really shitty blog to vent your frustrations.
russpalmer
February 25, 2010
Your mom blogged about the time we fucked